major(s): economics Yes, I look like Jackie Chan, let’s all move forward shall we? No? Very well, if a physical demonstration is what you require, to prove that I am NOT noted Hong Kong action star Jackie Chan, then a physical demonstration is what you shall receive. Christ I’m not even Chinese — I’m Japanese! OK, I’ll now try to jump over that fence, flip back, and fight those 2 diamond smugglers using only an oil barrel. What’s that? If I flub it up, that will only prove without a doubt that I definitely AM Jackie Chan because it will just be used in the outtakes reel?

major(s): economics

Yes, I look like Jackie Chan, let’s all move forward shall we? No? Very well, if a physical demonstration is what you require, to prove that I am NOT noted Hong Kong action star Jackie Chan, then a physical demonstration is what you shall receive.

Christ I’m not even Chinese — I’m Japanese!

OK, I’ll now try to jump over that fence, flip back, and fight those 2 diamond smugglers using only an oil barrel. What’s that? If I flub it up, that will only prove without a doubt that I definitely AM Jackie Chan because it will just be used in the outtakes reel?

posted : Friday, August 15th, 2008