
major(s): american studies
What all you whiteys don’t seem to know is that, when you’re an AZN brothah, you only really have like 3 options of things you can do with your hair:
1. You can go all bald (unacceptable, as it only promotes “venerable master”/Mr Miyagi jokes)
2. You can do the short spikey/long spikey thing that Woody does (harmless, anonymous), or
3. You can do the giant parted-ass-cheeks thing that I’ve been slowly cultivating.