![major(s): mathematics
Whoa I’m impressed! Woody drew me out to be SIGNIFICANTLY less shady/skeevy than I actually am.
Yes, I’m a dirty dirty hippie, but if we can put the ferret jokes aside for one moment, Woody would like to say that by Senior year he had begun to discern the differences between good hippies and bad ones.
Good ones, like his friend from his Freshman year hall, were laid back, smoked weed, talked shit and were in every way totally fun to hang out with. Bad ones like me would do shit like get kicked out of Nerdy Frat because I used to go into people’s rooms and steal their shit, only to be caught when someone set up a computer camera on their desk, which recorded me coming into their room, taking some money, walking up to the camera and fiddling with it, unable to figure out how it works, and leave (this is all documented somewhere!).
I earned the nickname “Sketchy [my first name].”](http://3.media.tumblr.com/W7PVoYUexckajiff7oFArfzh_400.jpg)
major(s): mathematics
Whoa I’m impressed! Woody drew me out to be SIGNIFICANTLY less shady/skeevy than I actually am.
Yes, I’m a dirty dirty hippie, but if we can put the ferret jokes aside for one moment, Woody would like to say that by Senior year he had begun to discern the differences between good hippies and bad ones.
Good ones, like his friend from his Freshman year hall, were laid back,
smoked weed, talked shit and were in every way totally fun to hang out with. Bad ones like me would do shit like get kicked out of Nerdy Frat because I used to go into people’s rooms and steal their shit, only to be caught when someone set up a computer camera on their desk, which recorded me coming into their room, taking some money, walking up to the camera and fiddling with it, unable to figure out how it works, and leave (this is all documented somewhere!).
I earned the nickname “Sketchy [my first name].”
