major(s): film, sociology
I have an insane capacity for numbers, dates, events — essentially a photographic memory. I also archived everything that happened in my life by taking pictures of EVERYTHING, shooting video of EVERYTHING, and recorded/kept all my voicemail messages.
Woody was constantly amazed at my ability to self-mythologize (extending even to making a “map of my life” in my room, where I strategically placed photos/posters on the walls in such a way that it was a visual representation of my life story up until that point).
I called my father “Hitler” in a letter, owned a Hitler clock, and went with Woody to Neighboring Small Liberal Arts University That Is Renowned For Having Women That Are Hard Up, Sexually Speaking as a sexual predator journey/(failed) sociological experiment.
We also traveled to Sweden, Finland and Estonia together, where Woody witnessed firsthand (and in another country) how specialized my aesthetics are. I taught English in Poland after graduating, and Woody really needs to email me sometime.
